Painless Abs
November 25th, 2009
I’m not a regular watcher of Dancing with the Stars, but if I find myself with a few free moments, I do love to tune in for fun, mindless (and may I say wholesome) entertainment. I want to participate and have some dancer re-shape by flab by making me sweat as I flaunt my disco moves. But according to Wall Street Journal (11/23) my body will require a bit more than sweat and strutting . . . it’s an air-brush gun filled with brown liquid. This is no ordinary self-tanner, the makeup artist can control their tanning guns to shade in abs, cheekbones and sculpt arms. How jealous am I? We’ve been able to get spray tans for years, but now we can have a 6-pack? I’m awake waiting for my Thanksgiving pies to bake, and planning on an additional helping, because on Friday I’ll just have my fat sprayed away.
